Muckin Fidgets
 
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In this episode we start off by talking about drink addictions like coffee and energy drinks.

On Friday we’ll be hanging with some friends of ours on their podcast SomaCow www.somacow.com.

Tail had some people staying with them and after he let them borrow his car they showed their gratitude by robbing him.

What’s the difference between northerners, southerners, yankees and rednecks?

Is congress trying to pass a “Slavery Bill”?

DJ John teaches us how to pick up women.

A rapper DJ Silverback sent us a single to listen to.

Should every man own at least one suit?

We try to get DJ John to wear a diaper to Cure For The Run.

Remember Myspace? Anybody?

Ever heard of Chat Roulette? We log into it and see what it’s all about.

Searching Craigslist for Trannies. NOT the car part.

Chico is dying to bang a midget

Does a huge amazon woman have a long vagina and does a midget woman have a little one?

If movies followed their original casting.

Who has VHS anymore?

Could you actually pull of a sex move like the donkey punch? Also we teach you how to do the “Pink Sock”.

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Chico loves you Bridget

Mel Gibson vs Zombie Jesus
 
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DJ John tried to find fish lips in Port Canaveral and found Jesus instead.

What are the most expensive apps for your cell phone?

Is there something creepy about adults watching Disney/Nickelodeon programming?

Lindsay Lohan went to jail and we still want to put it in her butt. What other dirty girls do we want to do freaky stuff to?

We’ve got audio of Whoopi Goldberg drugged up on The View.

Pack rats.

It has come to our attention that some of our biggest fans are about 9 years old… With great power brings great responsi-ahh fuck it!

Chico attempted to get an interview with Mel Gibson but the pre-interview didn’t go so well, we’ve got the audio though.

We’ve got a new Facebook page go “Like” it! http://bit.ly/expfacebook

Tail’s kid is being bullied by a girl.

We talk about some recent movies and it leads into Zombies!

Aliens have been spotted over China, do you believe in aliens? (cue the X-Files music)

Was Jesus the first Zombie?

What is the timeline from getting bit by a Zombie to becoming a Zombie yourself?

A guide to Zombie sex.

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AJ’s EXP Evolution
 
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We kick off this biznizzle without Chico but with a few special guests, Nos joins us in Chico’s seat and AJ in Evolution comes in to hang with us.

Nos has some otherworldly effects on his credit cards and electronic devices.

Tail’s girl tried to trick him with a radio bit called “The Coochiecall”

We catch up with Nos and what he’s been up to. We also get some insight on his terrestrial radio internship.

How do all these pizza tracking apps actually work?

AJ Fritscher from AJ in Evolution also 1/2 of Ball & Chained joins us in studio, we get to know him a little better and he plays us the first of many songs.

Chico makes a surprise return to the show.

Tail had another car accident the day of this broadcast but this time he was hit by a truck driven by a hot chick in a bikini.

The rest of the show was filled with getting to know AJ better and him playing the hell out of some acoustic guitar for us, enjoy!

Check out AJ at http://www.reverbnation.com/ajinevolution

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The Dooshman Cometh
 
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In this episode of The Experience:

Special guest, friend and resident doosh Justin (@ashesforadam) hangs with us.

Traffic seems to piss of all of us from the way they deal with accidents to the ever changing electronic speed limit signs.

Ever shock yourself messing with electricity?

Tail is raising his kids to be just like Mel Gibson.

If we could make it through a show without talking about bathroom habits my parents would answer my phone calls. -Chico

Do companies have the right to bill your credit card whenever they please without your authorization?

DJ John picked up the HTC Hero and has no idea how to use it.

The 4th of July was the weekend before the show hear who did what and what went down.

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Shock and Awe
 
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Do you know anyone that has that creepy pedophile/criminal look?

Tail hurt his back having sex in the shower, was it just an accident? was it age? was he alone?

What’s the difference between “Hunching” and “Humping”?

We’re thinking about picking up some salvia and smoking it on the show.

The art of anal sex.

Chico was attacked by his cat.

The iPhone 4 came out and people waited in line for hours for a chance to buy one. What would you wait in that kind of line for?

DJ John is the king of snapping ass pictures.

Theme park ride restrictions.

Do you allow your friends to use your home as a rest stop? Can they just stop by and piss at any time?

We play around with a stun baton and decide that if we can raise $500 for Cure For The Run on August 21 2010 that we will get shocked by it.

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Best podcast…EVER!
 
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Hey! The earth is still spewing oil all up in our ocean and we’re wondering why it takes so long to clean the oil off of wildlife.

Chico is fed up with homeless/vagrant people, he recaps his encounter with two of them when he was at a movie theatre watching the new A-Team movie.

Is there 3D porn yet? If yes is that a good thing?

What kind of person goes to a peep show?

We talk a little about the World Cup and some of the annoying sounds including the Vuvuzela.

There is a live action Smurf movie in the works, Would you bang Smurfette?

Does anyone else want to knock Asiz Ansari the hell out?!?

Money can buy you anything, just ask Magic Johnson and R-Kelly.

New segment! Dj John’s Redneckisms!

Some 50 year old construction worker took it upon himself to go to pakistan and hunt down Osama Bin Laden.

A little more A-Team talk and where’s Mr-T been?

Tail still hates social networking.

George Anthony, Caylee Anthony’s father got a tattoo of his dead grand daughter on his chest and Chico has a creepy connection to the case.

If someone password locks their phone does that mean they have something to hide?

Have you ever lost something and found it years later?

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“Sometimes you gotta pump your Jamesons”
 
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Do you take your phone or other electronic devices into the bathroom with you?

Chico and Tail get into a battle about which phone is better, it’s iPhone 4 vs HTC Evo 4G.

Tail has an obsession with having sex with inanimate objects.

Thanks to DJ John we found that people are being hired to smell seafood for taint. People are being paid to smell taints?

We take some time to try and teach DJ John how to use his Facebook. It’s like teaching your grandmother how to use her email.

Dealing with your kids getting older and Chico’s fear of having kids.

Who is the biggest perv on the show?

We re-cap the MTV Movie Awards.

Is there Amish porn?

Barack Obama wants to kick BP’s ass!

How does a penis pump work?

We want to create a instant morning wood pill.

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“Like a kick in the Tar Balls”
 
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Memorial Day weekend just passed and we catch up on how we spent the weekend.

We talk about the BP Oil leak and try to make sense of who, what and the why it’s so difficult to plug this thing. We’ve got our own ideas on how to fix the leak including but not limited to calling Bruce Willis.

Did you see the Guatemalan sinkhole? It looks like an opening straight to hell!

Tail’s addicted to Monster energy drinks and Chico is addicted to McD’s caramel frappe’s, are you addicted to anything like that?

Gary Coleman and Dennis Hopper died recently. We try to figure out the rules on the “People dying in 3’s” gimmick.

Guy’s, would you get a pedicure? How about a manicure?

Tail stuffed seaweed down his pants this Memorial Day weekend and something bit his chin bangers. Whatever it was is still complaining about not getting enough to eat (HA! Little dick joke).

DJ John has hemorrhoids. Yeah, I know you don’t want to hear about them but according to him he has freakishly large hemorrhoids.

What’s the grossest prank or thing you’ve done to someone?

We compare Florida’s seat belt laws to the motorcycle helmet laws.

Tail and Chico get into an argument about whether or not you can build a Jazzy Dog anywhere other than at The Jazzy Dog Cafe even IF the ingredients are delivered to your home.

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“Fart Jokes Are Funny”
 
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Does every text message deserve a response?

Is there texting etiquette?

How does all that crappy satellite service actually work?

DJ John and Tail decide to smell each others bellybuttons….. yep.

Does giving out your bank acct/routing number dangerous anymore or are we more secure than back in the day?

Dealing with places like Amscot and Rent-A-Center.

Local news including the BP oil spill and the drug battle in Jamaica.

What defines “Mexican” food?

Remember Ball Pit’s?

We talk about DJ John possibly running for Mayor of Saint Cloud, FL.

We play a little guess the “Phillia”.

We debate whether or not fart jokes are funny and what kind of fart jokes are funny.

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“You don’t step on bacon!!”
 
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We kick off the show talking about “Silly Bands” which seems to be the new version of slap bracelets from back in the day.

We want to come up with the next million dollar revolutionize the world idea.

Who’s head is bigger DJ John’s or Chico’s?

We slide into a serious conversation about racism and whether or not certain words and flags still have the racist connotations that they used to.

There were a handful of bomb threats here in town and one was made to a Walmart, why would you threaten to blow up a Walmart?!?

DJ John believes that if you stick your hand in the garbage disposal you will not incur any injuries…. DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME!

Tired of damn drive thru’s messing up your order so are we, also what’s the best drive thru burger?

We talk about Auto Tune a little bit and try to use the T-Pain App from Chico’s iPhone with no luck, thanks iPhone!

Who has nastier bathroom habits men or women?

What kind of items would you like to watch women wrestle in? Pudding, Coleslaw, Tuna Fish, Bacon??

Thanks to our partners and everyone who caught the show live, be sure to visit www.theexperience.fm or www.theexp.net and follow @theexperience on twitter. If you’re interested in advertising on our show contact Chico@theexp.net